"I was carrying a steel pipe at work, and it brushed up against an electrical wire. When I woke up, I saw that everything was gone, and I just started crying. It’s like I’m a kid again. They clean me, they put me to bed, they wipe my butt, and they even hold my birdie when I pee. I’ve been begging for money in this same spot for 20 years. All that I can do is try to get my bread every day until God decides to take me home."
(Mexico City, Mexico)
"Ew you’re a guy and like the color pink are you gay?"
I’ve been waiting for this post all my life
AU: When Harry arrived at Neville’s Christmas party he did not expect to run into old Professor McGonagall.
I’M NOT CRYING
I HAVE HAYFEVER
I HAVE FEELS IN MY EYES
IT’S BECAUSE THEY’RE FRED & DAPHNE
FUCK YOU AND YOUR BITTER JEALOUS LONELINESS HOWARD STERN
YES SO GOOD!!!!!
Sanjai, a 20-years old bull (male elephant), sees himself for the first time in front of a mirror. [x]
this is beautiful
Please keep this circulating. Cops are getting more and more brazen, know your rights!
First day at school, Gaza, Palestine.
this is the most important thing right now.
this gave me goose bumps