I am Squidward Tentacles on so many levels.He’s Squidward, you’re Squidward, I’m Squidward! We’re all squidward!
wow, i used to think squidward was such a negative asshole. But, he’s me. He is my spirit animal.
really cool people following you back
realizing you’re probably not cool enough to talk to them even though you’re mutuals now
This little kid fell and the seal seemed to be very worried about her
“Look at me I’m beautiful and graceful and oh shit kid you ok”
I can’t stop watching this. Its incredible how everybody else in the car ducks down after President Kennedy is shot, except Jackie. She puts her arm around him and doesn’t even think to lower herself.
I can’t stop watching this.
Charging the cat
The eyes are green. It’s charged. Please unplug your cat.
Warning, overcharging your cat could result in erratic, inexplicable behavior.
Please keep your cat away from catnip at all times, as it may become unpredictable and/or stop working when exposed.
welcome to the country that once had a higher population of sheep than people